February Horoscopes
Madame Elizabeth
Resident Astrologist
Aquarius: January 21-
February 19
Guess what? It’s your birthday! Happy birthday! But don’t get to happy yet, your future looks glum. Prepare for stormy circumstances. Your birthday won’t be all sunshine and daisies this year. Remember to always look both ways before crossing the street and don’t let black cats cross your path. You don’t want to attract any more bad luck on your “happy” day.
Pisces: February 20-
March 20
Really, when was the last time you saw the sun? Yes, I know you’re busy playing Modern Warfare 2, but leaving the Xbox 360 alone to rest for a couple of hours to socialize with some real physical people won’t kill you. There’s a world outside your four bedroom walls. People actually have conversations about real things, not where the next battle is taking palce. You only live once. It’s time to get a life.
Aries: March 21-April 20
February is your month! Everything is going right for you! Your love life is sparkling, your grades are skyrocketing and your family is actually on your side for once! Oh, and all those messy problems you’ve been trying to deal with for the past couple months now are quickly disapating. Take a deep breath and live. Take advantage of these circumstances because they might not last long, and be sure to treasure every moment. Tomorrow is always full of suprises.
Taurus: April 21-May 21
Wow, talk about a Chatty Cathy. This month is all about friends, you just can’t seem to make time for anything else. Have you noticed your 61 percent in one of your classes yet? Or how about your growing phone bill your parents are just about to unveil? Chill out on socialization and focus on your schoolwork unless you want to be the oldest person in history to graduate from A-TECH.
Gemini: May 22-June 21
You care too much about other people, but you have to remember that not everybody is as nice and caring as you are. Actually most people wouldn’t even help an old lady cross the street. People are taking advantage of you and you need to take a stand! Don’t let poeple walk all over you. Remember, right now, you’re your first priority and those that can hang on to the ladder your climbing will be at the top when you arrive. Learn to say, “No!” and your life will improve exponentially.
Cancer: June 22-July 22
Looks like love is in the air and that special someone feels exactly the same way about you. Yeah, you know that cute little face they make at you? That, my friend, is flirting. Believe it or not, so take some initiative already! Don’t be afraid to tell them how you feel because the way your luck is going, they’ll tell you exactly what you want to hear. Also, prepare yourself to be bombarded with Valentine’s Day gifts, grams, and cards. This will be a holiday to mark down in history in the calender of your life. February will bring the best memories of your high school career.
Leo: July 23-August 22
Holy cow! Your temper is exploding this month and you need to manage your anger just a little better unless you really want to lose some friends this month. Friends are a dime a dozen. The best friends are the ones that will stick with you through thick and thin but, the way you’re going, you won’t get the hint until late in the month. Who knows—maybe you’ll have a chance to salvage what you’ve lost due to your temper.
Virgo: August 23-
September 21
You’re feeling artsy and creative this month and don’t let this phase pass without producing some meaningful works of art. Write a story, paint a picture, or take some interesting photos. Your works of art will be received with awe and praise, so take advantage and let your artsy side out. You don’t even have to complete your art by yourself. Try finding a friend who feels as creative as you. It could be a group project that gives you a release on your stressful life.
Libra: September 22-
October 22
You know that thing you always wanted to do, but were too scared to try? February is your month for adventure! Ever wanted to sky dive? Do it! How about taking up dance classes? Do that too! Time to step out of your boring routine and do what you really want. Don’t sit back and watch every one around you doing things you can only imagine trying in your dreams. It’s your month to shine and don’t let anyone steal your spotlight. Your have a chance to reach to new heights that maybe no one has been able to accomplish. And maybe it’s not a physical activity, but go for it.
Scorpio: October 23-
November 21
You need some sleep. You’ve been getting sick a lot lately, but all you’ve been wanting to do is get out of the house and satisfy your need for adventure. I’m afraid that won’t be best for your health. Stay in bed and drink some tea. You can have an adventure right in your home, you just need to get creative. Maybe while your sitting at home healing you should consider changing your diet. Those bad food choices are only making your immune system weaker and you may never be able to get that dream adventure. If you really want your adventure book filled, take care of yourself.
Sagittarius: November 22-December 21
Money, money, money is the only thing on your mind this month. You’ve got a really good business plan you want to put into action, but it’ll take some hard work. Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty. All your hard work will pay off and you’ll be rolling in cash. Then maybe you can afford to take out your Valentine to a real dinner instead of the cheap McDonald’s dinner.
Capricorn: December 22-January 20
Everybody is rooting for you this month! Whatever it is you want to do, your friends are behind you 100 percent, and so is your family. Maybe it’s your dream to be on TV. Don’t be afraid because of your lack of experience. Everyone has to start some where. You’re sure to succeed with so many people backing you up. Forget about fear and go for your goals!